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impromptuПервое, что заметила куча народу - Инет читаю, да - "Указ о создании комиссии при президенте РФ по противодействию попыткам фальсификации истории в ущерб интересам России" - ну кто писал ногой это предложение? Останови раскаленное перо, выкини последние четыре слова. Вовремя поставь точку. Красивше будет. И на гы-гы-гы и определенные выводы не так будет напрашиваться.
Вообще затейливо как пишут.
"выработка рекомендаций по адекватному реагированию" - это одна из целей Комиссии - тоже хорошо, бля. Ты реагируешь или так, или этак. А на рекомендации, как тебе реагировать - реагировать можно только одним способом, и он невежливый. Но не обязательно неадекватный.
Вообще затейливо как пишут.
"выработка рекомендаций по адекватному реагированию" - это одна из целей Комиссии - тоже хорошо, бля. Ты реагируешь или так, или этак. А на рекомендации, как тебе реагировать - реагировать можно только одним способом, и он невежливый. Но не обязательно неадекватный.
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Date: 2009-05-20 09:16 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-05-20 09:56 pm (UTC)а вот, имейлом прибило
They're Back! Those Wonderful Church Bulletins!
Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services
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The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
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The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.' The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.'
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Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.
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Ladies ,don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
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The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.
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Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say 'Hell' to someone who doesn't care much about you.
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Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.
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Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I Will Not Pass This Way Again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
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Date: 2009-05-20 09:58 pm (UTC)For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
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Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
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The Rector will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing: 'Break Forth Into Joy.'
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Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24th in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
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At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice.
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Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
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Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.
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The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.
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Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - Prayer and medication to follow.
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The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
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This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
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Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM . All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.
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The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
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Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.
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The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7:30 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
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Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use the large double doors at the side entrance.
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The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: 'I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours'
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Date: 2009-05-21 01:56 am (UTC)кстати, а у тебя какой-нибудь счетчик посещений стоит в журнале (мой антивирус все время тут tracking cookie находит)?
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Date: 2009-05-21 02:00 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-05-21 02:09 am (UTC)Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.
Там много гениального:)
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Date: 2009-05-21 02:11 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-05-21 01:47 pm (UTC)"For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs."!
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Date: 2009-05-21 01:56 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-05-21 03:10 pm (UTC)sdelai obratnoe etomu, vyberi tam "I would like to receive Cyrillic services", i budet u tebya counter.
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Date: 2009-05-21 05:37 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-05-21 05:52 pm (UTC)А я очень люблю, когда умные феминистские книги рекламируют в красивом отечественном переводе. Бгы. Оригинальный пост читать не надо, его невозможно читать, полный пушной зверь.
http://community.livejournal.com/feministki/1042887.html?thread=36105159#t36105159
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Date: 2009-05-21 09:08 pm (UTC)ну как вот на полном серъезе можно читать эту наукообразную эквилибристику? забавно, что автор еще и про научную степень с обидой спрашивает, "знак качества" понимаешь...
нет у меня рекламы, ее spyware doctor душит
а пушной зверь опоссум наверное?
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Date: 2009-05-21 09:15 pm (UTC)Ага, тут тебе, матушка, и опоссум, и описсум и все что хошь:)
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Date: 2009-05-23 05:22 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-05-23 05:27 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-05-23 07:39 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-05-23 07:41 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-05-23 08:07 pm (UTC)http://community.livejournal.com/ru_fem_forum/11273.html
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Date: 2009-05-23 08:16 pm (UTC)спасибо, интересно очень!!!
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Date: 2009-05-23 09:28 pm (UTC)