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A madam opened the brothel door and saw a rather >>> > dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his >>> > late 40's or early 50's. >>> > >>> > "May I help you?" she asked. I want to see Valerie," >>> > the man replied. "Sir, Valerie is one of our most >>> > expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone >>> > else," said the madam. "No. I must see Valerie," he >>> > replied. Just then, Valerie appeared and announced >>> > to the man that she charged $5,000 a visit. Without >>> > hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand dollars >>> > and gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. >>> > After an hour, the man calmly left. >>> > >>> > The next night, the same man appeared again, once >>> > more demanding to see Valerie. Valerie explained >>> > that no one had ever come back two nights in a row >>> > -- too expensive -- and there were no discounts. The >>> > price was still $5,000. Again the man pulled out the >>> > money, gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. >>> > After an hour, he left. >>> > >>> > The following night the man was there yet again. >>> > Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third >>> > consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they went >>> > upstairs. After their session, Valerie questioned >>> > the man. "No one has ever been with me three nights >>> > in a row. Where are you from?" she asked. The man >>> > replied, "Boston." "Really" she said. "I have >>> > family in Boston." >>> > >>> > I know," the man said. "Your father died, and I am >>> > your sister's attorney. She asked me to give you >>> > your $15,000 inheritance." >>> > >>> > The moral of the story is that three things in life >>> > are certain: >>> > 1. Death >>> > 2. Taxes ........and >>> > 3. Being screwed by a lawyer